But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I am one with the molecules
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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