Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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