If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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