He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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