I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
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