I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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