so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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