exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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