Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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