normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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