can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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