All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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