WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
