I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize