he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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