is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize