I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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