Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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