I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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