I just saw a hot homeless man
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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