I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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