doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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