would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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