they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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