She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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