I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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