theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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