He asked to "fluff my boner.."
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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