Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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