um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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