I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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