In the future we'll all be gay
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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