And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
What drink are we having for lunch?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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