gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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