i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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