just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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