I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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