Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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