Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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