at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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