scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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