My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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