we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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