so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I pour the whiskey from now on
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize