Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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