yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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