Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I want to walk on stilts...naked
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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