dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I still have a little drunk in my system
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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