I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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