come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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