Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
