This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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