Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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