i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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