I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
