there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Randomize
