no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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