In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
