Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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